Quote of the day

Comes from Stephen Glover in the Mail on the phoniest election in history

Individuals masquerading as members of the public are hand-picked, and most likely are party loyalists. Gordon Brown is photographed entering a supposedly ordinary home, but you can bet your summer holiday that his visit is painstakingly choreographed, and the chances of someone asking a hostile question, far less tossing a cream bun in his direction, are precisely nil.